Psy‘s “Gentleman” is already out in Korea, and of course people have uploaded it for us savages overseas. After giving it a few listens, I’m … less than impressed? After all the effort and hand-wringing and what not, this is a worse effort than his singles previous to “Gangnam Style“. Shit, he could have just used “Right Now” if he ... Read More »
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Feed SubscriptionAsian Junkie I-Team: Did Ivy get a boob job? + Why do netizens hate her?
Singer Ivy is slowly making her way back into the spotlight after her controversy that led to a three-year hiatus, and she certainly looks the part if her bikini picture is anything to go by. However, people didn’t have anything positive to say about it, mainly because of said controversy. Furthermore, in response to selca pictures she posted, netizens accused ... Read More »
We’ve come full circle, as Korean netizens are now calling American publications delusional
So recently Billboard wrote an article about G-Dragon‘s world tour, and in the article the event was compared favorably to Michael Jackson in some respects. High praise, and people are whining about that, but that’s not really the story to me. The vibrant, two-hour, Michael Jackson-level affair had begun. With eye-popping props, numerous outfit changes, multiple LED screens flashing video ... Read More »
Park Si Hoo’s Sexual Assault Case: A Timeline Of What We Know So Far
The Park Si Hoo sexual assault case has been confusing and dramatic, as most of us are well aware by now. I haven’t written about it for a while because the news came in fast and furious and it was hard to judge exactly where it was going to end up next, much less form a solid opinion on the ... Read More »
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu’s “Ninjari Bang Bang” song is banging, but music video needed more crazy
I love “Ninjari Bang Bang“. It’s like Naruto had sex with Taki from Soul Calibur, who then went on a midnight creep with the karate man from Kung-Fu on the NES, who then got drunk and banged his head against a taiko drum whilst the two-dollar ho he picked up earlier in the evening plays Tetris by the side of ... Read More »
Let’s all take a quick listen to Amuro Namie’s “Big Boys Cry” and “Beautiful” … just because
Stop what the fuck you are doing. The Queen of Okinawa (No Kuroki Meisa, not you. Please sit down. Editor’s Note: FUCK YOU!) Amuro ‘Les Miserables’ Namie has a double A-side single out. One song is for pussy-popping purposes and the other is about self acceptance … of your pussy and how it has the power to change the world. ... Read More »
Kim Tae Woo makes a basic marriage joke and international netizens can’t stand for it!
So Kim Tae Woo went on KBS 2TV‘s “Yoo Hee Yeol’s Sketchbook” and talked about his married life because everybody always asks him about his married life. Curious fans can’t seem to get enough anecdotes about his married life. Kim Tae Woo shared, “Marriage is 50/50 in terms of pros and cons. First off, my heart becomes more comfortable, and ... Read More »
KBS’s “Moonlight Prince” drops a Kunta Kinte reference for laughs, I-netizens think racism
So apparently, about a week ago on KBS‘s “Moonlight Prince“, one of the panel members, Tak Jae Hoon, flippantly made a Kunta Kinte reference while talking about being strung up as punishment on the show (as seen above). For those who have no idea why this could be misconstrued, this is the reference: Note: The music is either trolling or ... Read More »
Please Don’t Call It Hip-Hop, Or: How K-Pop Is Redefining The Genre For The Worse
Everyone wants to be part of the cool Korean hip-hop crowd these days, and lately, in the world of K-pop fandoms, I’ve noticed there seems to be a huge misconception about what hip-hop actually is. And it’s sort of disturbing. With the popularity of the hip-hop genre these days, many fans toss around the word freely. Bestowing the title of ... Read More »
Park Si Hoo’s alleged victim’s drug tests are negative + analyzing the defense’s case
Details on Park Si Hoo‘s sexual assault case have been consistently flowing in for a while now, but the important issue at hand is the results of the alleged victim’s drug testing. I mentioned previously how it’s looking bad for PSH, to the point where even Korean netizens had turned on him, but the drug testing results could turn the ... Read More »
Block B & Stardom Entertainment take their beef to court, hard not to side with the group
The lawyers for Block B and Stardom Entertainment faced off today in the case over the group’s contract, and they basically restated their press release points with a few new wrinkles. Block B’s side stated, “Block B has lost their trust in the label that broke the terms of the contract. They’ve filed for an injunction because if the lawsuit ... Read More »
Park Si Hoo’s alleged victim was carried into his residence, his defense appears screwed
Park Si Hoo‘s sexual assault case has brought out the worst in both K-netizens and I-netizens so far, but the facts remained relatively unclear until a recent revelation showed that the alleged victim of the sexual assault was carried into Park Si Hoo’s residence by an assumed friend of his. After the initial findings, the police were able to obtain ... Read More »
Park Si Hoo, sexual assault, and how both netizens are turning justice into a sporting event
News broke yesterday that Park Si Hoo was accused of sexual assault by a trainee, and today further details were released by the police to the public. Korean netizen reaction to those details were predictable, but just as disturbingly, so was that of international netizens. It was previously assumed that the trainee had filed the lawsuit directly through legal representatives ... Read More »
Seven-year-old Park Min Ha has an anti-cafe, which means we’ve reached a new low
It has recently been revealed that Park Min Ha, a seven-year-old child actress, has an anti-cafe. That was revealed a while back, but the hate comments have continued recently, and international netizens have gotten in on the “fun”. Child actress Park Min Ha who’s been in several variety shows as well as ‘Yawang’ was revealed to have an anti-cafe full ... Read More »
Comment Of The Day: Co-Ed’s Kangho is a rapist because that’s what I want to believe!
Co-Ed‘s Kangho, who has basically had his career ruined due to online accusations of rape and bullying, which have since been taken back, had been cast in a movie, but netizens shut that shit down with their outrage. Post about the popular webtoon ‘Secretly, Greatly’ being turned into a movie. Once the still cuts were released, netizens were “shocked” upon ... Read More »
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