What does the K-pop fandom and the state of Texas have in common? Both are filled with insane people and it’s never a good idea to poke either group with a stick. Yet, on March 24, videos by Cube Entertainment were blocked from international fans and could not be viewed, with popular groups like HyunA And Those Four Other Bitches ... Read More »
Category Archives: Satire Corner
Feed SubscriptionT-ara’s Hyomin edited dance version of “Day By Day” with intent to kill people with epilepsy
T-ara‘s spectacular blockbuster-style music video for “Day By Day” was released earlier in the month, but they only just recently came out with a dance version of the music video. While fans were excited to get their hands on more T-ara content, the truth of the matter is that Core Contents Media CEO Kim Kwang Soo and member Hyomin had ... Read More »
How I Feel When Insane K-Pop Fans Start Rambling: A Comic
I love Cyanide And Happiness and so should you. All credit goes to them for the wonderful inspiration. Penciling, dialogue, and coloring by yours truly. Read More »
Correlation Between Amount Of Fucks Given About K-Pop & Age: A Pilot Study
Introduction: Korean pop music has been, as of late, an especially noticeable force that has permeated youth culture not only in its native country but also around the world. While it is well known that the “K-pop” music industry seems to be targeted more towards the “tween” crowd, there is a notable presence of interest in ages that surpass the ... Read More »
Taetiseo’s Tiffany and Taeyeon dish on being in a sub-unit + Seohyun ends herself
The SNSD “Power Of 9″ has been temporarily decommissioned to make way for the only three bitches that actually matter in the group: Taetiseo — that is, Taeyeon, Tiffany, and Seohyun. Promotions for the group are in full swing, and the girls recently sat down for an interview and revealed what it’s like to be in a sub-unit. —– Tiffany ... Read More »
Yang Hyun Suk takes picture with his cute daughter, calls her ugly and says to lose weight
YG Entertainment CEO Yang Hyun Suk recently revealed a photo of him and his daughter, Yang Yoo Jin, walking outdoors. YG used the snapshot in one of his SNS profile pictures. Along with the picture, YG also posted a note below it, reading: “Here’s my daughter Yoo Jin, I tell her she’s very ugly everyday, so she should get prettier ... Read More »
TEEN TOP’s C.A.P reveals lyrics for an upcoming track, “Beatings Ain’t A Thang”
Andy from Shinhwa is giving his group TEEN TOP creative freedom for their comeback, and member C.A.P, who moonlights as a wannabe abuser of female children, has released part of the lyrics for his upcoming hot track, “Beatings Ain’t A Thang“! —– “Beatings Ain’t A Thang” In the oxcart or rickshaw, switching four lanes, With the whip drawn, screaming out, ... Read More »
MBLAQ’s Lee Joon brutally smashes a crow on his chest for the sake of fashion
This should be a wake-up call for all you MBLAQ and/or Lee Joon stans out there. Your bias is a ruthless animal killer. A heartless man willing to smash birds in cold blood to use as a fashion accessory. Look at the pain on the face of Timmy’s friend. Think about Timmy’s family. All Timmy wanted to do was get ... Read More »
SHINee to release Sherlock Holmes porn parody
It’s recently been revealed that Korean boy group SHINee will be releasing a pornographic parody of BBC‘s new hit series “Sherlock“. In preparation for this highly anticipated release, two teaser pictures of member Minho have been revealed, showing off his provocatively posed twink figure. At this point, few details about the upcoming feature have been released, but there have been ... Read More »
Jay Park gets a “Chronicles Of Narnia” tribute tattoo that was our jointly agreed upon idea
High Cut has been bringing the consistent lulz recently, and Jay Park‘s tribute to his love for the “Chronicles Of Narnia” is the latest chapter. Even better, it was jointly devised between me and him to troll all his fans. —– LAZY SUNDAY, WAKE UP IN THE LATE AFTERNOON, CALL JAY PARK JUST TO SEE WHAT HE’S DOIN’, HELLO? WHAT ... Read More »
T-ara reveal themselves to be Japanese sleeper agents, unleash attack on France
T-ara, henceforth known as Evil Traitors To Glorious Korea (ETTGK), appeared in France a while ago and greeted reporters with French and…Japanese. Last week, T-ara flew to Paris, France, with other K-pop stars to perform at the KBS’s Music Bank in Paris.” Before the concert, T-ara had a short photo time with reporters. T-ara’s Eunjung shocked netizens and fans alike ... Read More »
BEAST’s Yoseob looks set to star in Korean version of “Brokeback Mountain”
It has recently been reported that BEAST‘s Yoseob will be shooting it up as the star of the Korean rendition of the homoerotic romance film, “Brokeback Mountain“. In light of this stimulating news, Yoseob tweeted the above picture, posing seductively, and playfully captioning it with “Bang bang!”, clearly indicating the nature of his future cinematic endeavors. Fan reactions have been ... Read More »
TEEN TOP’s C.A.P thanks male fans for win, finds out female fans are allowed to vote
As if winning their first music program award earlier this week wasn’t enough, TEEN TOP scored a surprise win at SBS‘s “Inkigayo” to notch their second music program win. However, while the rest of TEEN TOP celebrated gleefully, C.A.P had mixed emotions. Immediately after the show, leader C.A.P rushed to his me2day account to address TEEN TOP fans: “Hello, this ... Read More »
Discussion Topic: What If Kara’s Hara Had A Penis?!
Would you still hit it? ===== Thanks to one of Soompi‘s inane forum topics for the inspiration. Read More »
AKB48 Obliterates Both Kara & SNSD To Crush The Dreams Of The Hallyu Wave
Girl group AKB48 thoroughly dominated 2011 by setting sales records galore all up in the grill of the Hallyu Wave! They released five singles this year, all of which sold over a million copies, setting a record in the Japanese music industry. Furthermore, they dominated the top five spots on the year-end singles chart, which gave the girls yet another ... Read More »
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