So this guy named Samuel Michael Hendrickson decided to document why he wouldn’t want to be Asian, which is swell. Am I offended? You bet your goddamn ass I am. I am offended: 1) That he talks so fucking slow. Use your brain and form sentences, fucking hell. I don’t have all day to listen to this bullshit I got ... Read More »
This is one of those things that you don’t want to believe is real, but you have to submit to the fact that it probably is. Read More »
As most intelligent, educated people have already figured out, if not through education than through sheer common sense, Japanese and Korean DNA is essentially the same. However, this conclusion goes against the wishes and agenda of nationalists from both countries, as their crazed theories hinge on their ethnic group being precious flowers whose traits are all inherent due to genetics. ... Read More »
The list of things that amuse me now includes KevJumba‘s Psy-related video that revolves around conspiracy theories and “Homeland” references. Plus, there’s always David So. At minimum, you smiled or chortled internally, DON’T LIE. Read More »
Sorry to write about this again after I completely shit on the concept of karma before, but holy fuck, I cannot believe that there are real life people with non-troll accounts that actually believe shit like this. Really? I mean, fucking seriously? Are they going to tell that to one of their family members if they get cancer? A friend ... Read More »
Okay, so I’m pretty sure this is in reference to the Jenny Hyun thing where she says black people should be exterminated, but instead of blaming Jenny Hyun, this person thinks that I’m either the person actually saying what Jenny Hyun did or that I’m endorsing it. Furthermore, I think she thinks I’m Kuroki Meisa. My brain. Full of fuck. Read More »
American English teachers in Japan are apparently bored as fuck, which is awesome for all of us. Spot on. Read More »
In case you haven’t heard, Jeremy Lin left the Knicks for the Rockets recently, and people in America took it quite well. All of this despite the fact that Lin never got an contract offer from the Knicks, despite the fact that the Knicks asked him to set his own market and he did, and despite the fact that it ... Read More »
Female Korean high school student Byun Bo Kyung recently wrote an article in response to MBC‘s “The Shocking Reality About Relationships With Foreigners” piece, and it has been getting a lot of attention from the international community. In her effort to fight the racism in the MBC piece, she asserts a bunch of opinions, including why she ironically thinks white ... Read More »
20,000 people gathered to protest Japanese Prime Minister Noda Yoshihiko’s decision to restart nuclear reactors. They are worthless. “No to the restart!” shouted the protestors, who were led by investigative journalist Satoshi Kamata and Nobel Prize-winning author Kenzaburo Oe, who started an anti-nuclear petition that has so far gathered more than 7.5 million signatures. Last Saturday, Noda gave the green ... Read More »
The title of this “journalism” piece is “The Shocking Reality About Relationships With Foreigners“, and it was produced by MBC. Why not just title it, “HOLY FUCK FOREIGNERS ARE EVIL PLEASE GET THE FUCK OUT OF KOREA YOU LITTLE SHITS“? Would be honest, at least. Seriously though, do I even need to say how ridiculous the video is and how ... Read More »
Meet Yong Hyun Kim, Korean American/Asian American hero. You don’t know him? Neither did I before today, but he was recently arrested and charged with a felony for slapping the shit out of an annoying ass punk kid in a movie theater. At 10:40 p.m. on April 11, Kent police were called to the AMC Theater at 426 Ramsay Way ... Read More »
Why do people say shit like this? “Nobody can ever understand the history of *Insert Nationality Here* unless you are *Insert Nationality Here*.” It’s the most banal and inane stance you can take, and it’s also completely false. —– The fact of the matter is that anybody can know more. There are a ton of non-Japanese and non-Koreans who know ... Read More »
The North Face was recently hit with a four and a half million dollar fine in Korea for charging a fixed price for theirs goods, and I have no idea why. The nation’s antitrust watchdog hit The North Face Korea last week with a 5.2 billion won ($4.6 million) fine for compelling all 151 of its retailers here to charge ... Read More »
Researchers at Keio University in Japan have managed to create an interactive technology for posters, which you would think would be a precursor to the type of advertisements you saw in movies like “Minority Report“. Well, that was my first thought, but the inspiration behind the actual idea? Idols. If you’ve ever been to Tokyo or any other large Japanese ... Read More »
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