The inspiration for this post came from a recent article published on allkpop, written by a friend, Jeff Benjamin. If you haven’t already read it, here’s a quick summary: NS Yoonji and G.NA are two female K-pop artists who have a shot of achieving mainstream success in the United States because: They speak English fluently. Their sex appeal would work ... Read More »
Music chart manipulation, huh? You don’t say…
Late last month, a report came out that basically was a gift to conspiracy theorists, as it stated that companies were manipulating music chart rankings so that their groups would appear more popular than they actually were. The issue surrounding the method of ‘album hoarding’, used by middlemen to fabricate music charts rankings, was investigated on the most recent episode ... Read More »
Jeon Ji Hyun compensates for kissing Kim Soo Hyun by giving her husband anal
Jeon Ji Hyun made out with Kim Soo Hyun in her recent movie, “The Thieves“, which made her husband a bit uncomfortable. Not to worry though, she made it up to him by giving him unlimited blowjobs and anal or something. Jeon Ji Hyun had a kiss scene with Kim Soo Hyun in her recently released movie “Thieves.” Regarding the ... Read More »
Girl’s Day’s Yura moonlights as a boner fairy
Yeah … wow. So much want. Read More »
FLOWER’s music video for “Forget Me Not” is predictably underrated
FLOWER‘s music video for “Forget Me Not” proves once again that they should be more popular than they actually are, especially among pop groups in Japan. No hype and no fluff, just consistently solid efforts, but I do get the feeling that people are saying that all the time about them and their sister groups, yet I don’t see the ... Read More »
2012 Olympics: What is it about international sporting events that brings out the worst in Asian Americans?
So Japan and Korea played in Olympic soccer today, which nobody other than Japan and Korea should care about, because it’s … uh … Olympic soccer and nobody cares about U-23 soccer. As far as the result goes, I’m personally glad for the Korean players, because it means they no longer have to worry about serving in the military. Also, ... Read More »
Open World Entertainment CEO Jang Seok Woo sentenced to six years in jail
Despite the sexual abuse scandal being quiet for quite a while, leading people to ask me about the status of the case, it has been revealed today that Open World Entertainment CEO Jang Seok Woo will be headed off to jail. —– Prior to that news, his petition for leniency was denied. In his attempt to earn leniency, he admitted ... Read More »
Perfume’s “Spending All My Time” music video definitely does not suck
As RandomJ already pointed out, Perfume‘s “Spending All My Time” definitely does not suck, despite beginning eerily like LMFAO‘s “Party Rock Anthem“. I do have to wonder whether they’ll be able to do the choreography live or not though. Read More »
KCSC criticizes use of English in broadcasts, issue is deeper than the title blurb
The Korean Communications Standards Commission (KCSC) criticized several radio broadcasters in Korea recently for incorporating English into their shows in favor of Korean words. Specifically, the KCSC criticized their use of English words such as “nice” and “activity” when a similar Korean word could have been substituted in its place. “There is a need for a concerted effort to use ... Read More »
2012 Olympics: Ki Bo Bae, 2012 Olympic Double Gold Medalist In Archery, Is Badass/Cute
Ki Bo Bae, the South Korean 2012 Olympic Gold Medalist in Individual & Team Archery, is not only the best female archer in the world, but cute too. :o I can dig it. Read More »
I have concluded that NS Yoonji’s concept for “Skinship” is aesthetically pleasing
After intense deliberation, it has been made clear to me that NS Yoonji is sort of an attractive woman and the concept for “Skinship” does okay to show that fact off. Yeah. Read More »
2012 Olympics: News anchor Yang Seung Eun trolls netizens & media with her hats
If you hadn’t noticed by now, Asian Junkie isn’t exactly a fan of Korean journalism. IATFB takes a jab at it every chance he gets, and as if attempting to further prove his point, Korean reporters have gone and released another onslaught of useless shit, this time about an anchorwoman and her choice of style. But why? MBC anchorwoman Yang ... Read More »
Super Junior’s Siwon’s dad, Kiho, shits on Japan, doesn’t understand why America is down with gays, is generally nuts
If you didn’t already know, Super Junior‘s Siwon‘s dad (Kiho) has a Twitter account that he generally uses to talk about his religion and what not. That’s fine and good, but the problem is that he tends to use his religious beliefs as an excuse to drift into insanity, as he recently showed once again. South Korea is at the ... Read More »
A wonderful fail GIF of a T-ara fan attempting to egg Core Contents Media headquarters in rage
Have you ever gotten so mad … that you wanted to throw an egg into the ground in front of a building?! That motherfucker has. What you know about it, son? He keeps it real. Read More »
Analyzing Analysis: The Prophet Correctly Names CCM & Netizens As Villains Of T-ara Scandal
In the midst of the T-ara bullying scandal/Hwayoung‘s expulsion, a run of insanely stupid reaction from fans, which was not only anticipated but expected, emerged as one of the most amusing parts that came out of all this. I wanted to write something where I got to mock netizens, but I saw this article over at The Prophet Blog and ... Read More »
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