Noted piece of shit Go Young Wook is headed to jail for five years, will have his record be made public for seven years, and will be forced to wear an electronic anklet for 10 years after the court found him guilty of sexual assault. “Even if there was no violence or threat involved in the sexual acts and oral ... Read More »
We’re about to find out how much Psy’s dancing matters, because “Gentleman” is meh
Psy‘s “Gentleman” is already out in Korea, and of course people have uploaded it for us savages overseas. After giving it a few listens, I’m … less than impressed? After all the effort and hand-wringing and what not, this is a worse effort than his singles previous to “Gangnam Style“. Shit, he could have just used “Right Now” if he ... Read More »
Good news! SHINee’s Jonghyun’s nose job was successful and he’ll be back soon!
In case you didn’t know, SHINee‘s Jonghyun recently got in a car accident, but thankfully he was TOTALLY FINE, according to SM Entertainment. … EXCEPT EXCEPT EXCEPT his nose got fucked up to the point where he needed emergency treatment. On April 1st, SM Entertainment revealed “Jonghyun ran into the guard rails on Dongho Bridge earlier today while driving his ... Read More »
[Review] [Single] 15& – “Somebody”
Park Jimin and Baek Yerin of K-Pop Star fame — now under JYP Entertainment — hit a very bizarre note last year when they debuted with the overly subdued single “I Dream“. While not a terrible song, its complete lack of energy was a poor musical hook for a rookie group to ride and it didn’t do much to impress. ... Read More »
Girl’s Day’s Hyeri kisses Yura, prompting Sojin to make one of the greatest expressions ever
I know Girl’s Day are signing plexiglass and kissing it, so I get the puckering of the lips at each other, but I have no idea what possessed Hyeri to try and kiss Yura. A new fanservice ploy? Who cares? It’s awesome. The only thing more awesome, of course, is Sojin‘s face of terror. The look of pure confusion plus ... Read More »
So what’s the over/under on the amount of time before the Wonder Girls breakup?
The pregnancy of Wonder Girls‘ Sunye has led to speculation about the group’s future, and naturally JYP Entertainment released denials of such talk. She had announced the amazing news through her Twitter that she was pregnant, but news of her pregnancy fueled some rumors that she would be leaving the group. However, a rep from JYP talked to Newsen and ... Read More »
3 baseball players worth ~$440 million dance to Psy’s “Gangnam Style” thanks to Ryu Hyun Jin
Three players on the Los Angeles Dodgers, Ryu Hyun Jin (~$60 million), Matt Kemp (~$180 million), and Clayton Kershaw (soon to be ~$200+ million), got together for probably the most valuable version of Psy‘s “Gangnam Style” ever, all because Ryu Hyun Jin didn’t want to do his hazing ritual alone. Probably the best version you’ll see so far after the ... Read More »
Asian Junkie I-Team: Did Ivy get a boob job? + Why do netizens hate her?
Singer Ivy is slowly making her way back into the spotlight after her controversy that led to a three-year hiatus, and she certainly looks the part if her bikini picture is anything to go by. However, people didn’t have anything positive to say about it, mainly because of said controversy. Furthermore, in response to selca pictures she posted, netizens accused ... Read More »
We’ve come full circle, as Korean netizens are now calling American publications delusional
So recently Billboard wrote an article about G-Dragon‘s world tour, and in the article the event was compared favorably to Michael Jackson in some respects. High praise, and people are whining about that, but that’s not really the story to me. The vibrant, two-hour, Michael Jackson-level affair had begun. With eye-popping props, numerous outfit changes, multiple LED screens flashing video ... Read More »
SECRET’s Hyosung dances to “Crazy In Love”, is ridiculously hot + GIFS
SECRET was in Singapore for a concert on March 29, and Hyosung … did amazing things during her cover of Beyonce‘s “Crazy In Love“. Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup. Read More »
SM Entertainment & Shin Hyuk deny influence of Luis Miguel’s “Vuelve” on SHINee’s “Dream Girl”
Both SM Entertainment and Shin Hyuk have denied accusations that SHINee‘s “Dream Girl” was plagiarized, sampled, or influenced by Luis Miguel‘s “Vuelve“, despite the songs undoubtedly sharing similarities. SM Entertainment refuted all rumors that the song was either plagiarized or sampled, saying, “‘Dream Girl’ is the product of producer Shin Hyuk, who is famous for being the producer of the ... Read More »
RaNia collaborating with Snoop Dogg led to an outstanding netizen comment
RaNia somehow managed to pay enough to get Snoop Dogg (Lion, whatever) and 2 Chainz to collaborate with them, which is great and all, but it pales in comparison to the netizen comment it set up. First, the news: RaNia will be kicking off their U.S. promotions this summer and are already starting to grab interest with the announcement of ... Read More »
Choi Hee Jin is not gonna dish out dirt on dudes after all … lame
Previously, it appeared as if convicted criminal Choi Hee Jin was ready to spill the beans on 10 male celebrities that she dated, but recently she said that she was the victim this time around. Interview explains that the game app company fooled her into making the app. While the app was marketed as the reveal of 10 celebrity males ... Read More »
Wonder Girls’ Sunye was getting dat honeymoon diq, because she’s now pregnant
Wonder Girls‘ Sunye has announced through her Twitter that her husband James Pak was laying the pipe correct on their honeymoon, but she’s now knocked up. The idol, who became the first current generation idol to get married, revealed the good news through Twitter, writing, “I respect all the mothers in the world who have experienced the mysteries and marvels ... Read More »
Girl’s Day do free hug event, create sea of perverts + netizen compares them to hookers
Girl’s Day held a ‘free hug’ event in Myeongdong just recently, and … wow. It was quite the turnout for the event and I’m sure you can see the demographic we’re looking at here. Not gonna front though, it’s not like I’m above all this, but I can smell the desperation, Mountain Dew, and Starcraft from here. Also, surprise surprise, ... Read More »
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