Asian Junkie Asian pop. Without discretion.

Besides the Engrish, SNSD‘s Taeyeon‘s cover of “Take A Bow” is at least the equal of the Rihanna original. That said, Rihanna can’t sing all that well, especially live. In fact, I’d be wiling to bet she would be outsung by Taeyeon live, because as we’ve heard multiple times at awards shows, Rihanna can’t sing for shit without autotune. SNSD ... Read More »

Secret‘s Zinger drew her group mate Hyosung a caricature of her, and while it’s not bad, I made a more anatomically correct version. Read More »

Zhang Ziyi is coming out swinging in regards to charges that she made millions of dollars prostituting herself. The shocking allegations have not been taken lightly by Zhang, who vehemently denies the claims and is threatening legal action. “The accusations made against award-winning actress Zhang Ziyi are completely false and defamatory,” her rep told Gossip Cop in a statement. “There ... Read More »

My reaction when I saw this headline a few days ago? “Oh boy.” Both because covering Adele‘s “Rolling In The Deep” has become cliche and because it’s almost impossible to make it a worthy cover unless you’re an extremely talented singer. SNSD‘s Tiffany … isn’t on that level. It’s okay, though, fans think it was awesome! her version is so ... Read More »

On June 3rd, TEEN TOP‘s Chunji revealed on MBC‘s “Exploration Of Genders” that he perved on schoolgirls through a telescope. The group had gathered with the MC in the auditorium to relay stories about their school days; more specifically what they had done during their break time. Jung Jun Ha asked, “What did you do during your break time?“, and ... Read More »

T-ara reps recently revealed that Dani, the ninth member of the group and future maknae, has already received and declined endorsement deals. It’s both creepy and bullshit. On May 31st, T-ara’s agency revealed, “T-ara’s new member Dani has been receiving love calls from cosmetics companies that amount to an enormous sum of about 200 million won (around $170,000 USD).” Dani ... Read More »

These Lee Yeon Hee pictures from Marie Claire fail to give me a boner, but she’s certainly beautiful in them. :o Read More »

Boy, boy, boy. How did I miss this clusterfuck? In the past, I’ve called out both allkpop and Soompi for their coverage of New.F.O (allkpop’s girl group), and Soompi even got pussy hurt about it. Recently though, in their “7 Worst K-Pop Group Names Of All Time” article, Soompi hit a new low, as they probably ran the most ridiculously ... Read More »

Is it a flower boy male getting flowers from an adoring female fan or is it a tomboy girl getting flowers from a dedicated male fan? Go. Read More »

It’s hard to believe what passes for journalism in Korea, but apparently netizen comments saying that miss A‘s Suzy makes Chinese celebrities look like shit passes for a story. Recently an online community board revealed a picture of miss A’s Suzy standing with Chinese celebrities. The title of the post read, “After Suzy stood next to Chinese celebrities…” The post ... Read More »

“Wait, what is Chinese entertainment news doing on Asian Junkie? I thought you only focused on Japanese and Korean entertainment?” Yes, yes, I know. However, due to the similarities of the entertainment industries of China, Japan, and Korea, I thought this story was highly relevant. If you haven’t heard yet, Zhang Ziyi is accused of selling her body for millions ... Read More »

The title of this “journalism” piece is “The Shocking Reality About Relationships With Foreigners“, and it was produced by MBC. Why not just title it, “HOLY FUCK FOREIGNERS ARE EVIL PLEASE GET THE FUCK OUT OF KOREA YOU LITTLE SHITS“? Would be honest, at least. Seriously though, do I even need to say how ridiculous the video is and how ... Read More »

On the May 29th broadcast of KBS 2TV‘s “Win Win“, BoA said that she believes the reason she’s short is because she had to lose weight when she was young. “They told me to lose weight a lot,” she said. “It wasn’t fat; it was baby fat. When you’re in junior high, you’re supposed to eat a lot and grow, ... Read More »

Kim Tae Hee in Japan made news in Korea once again, but this time it wasn’t about those stupid fucking rocks. The image, posted on May 24, contains cuts of the star on a Japanese TV show. As their facial expressions reflect, the Japanese MCs and guests seem to be completely stunned by Kim Tae Hee’s innocent and divine beauty. ... Read More »

Gong Yoo‘s hand placement on Lee Min Jung‘s head would seem to indicate that he’s attempting to extract a blowjob from her. Lee Min Jung’s intense squinting and usage of her thumb and pointer fingers around his groin area would seem to indicate that she’s searching for a penis that she cannot find. Personally though, I’ll go with him jizzing ... Read More »