Fucking zombie Jesus came back today, so I can take a break and catch up later. Be back tomorrow or maybe even at night. Read More »
Critical Eye: Former S.E.S. member Shoo’s second child is pregnant while she’s pregnant with it
Former S.E.S member Shoo announces pregnancy of second child Holy shit! It’s a miracle of science! No, but really though, allkpop is pushing the boundaries of our sanity with their question mark titles, but man, they are on an odd title streak right now too. S.E.S.‘s Shoo is pregnant with her second child, which is whatever for sites like mine, ... Read More »
Choi Hee Jin, now out of prison, is still fucking nuts, threatening to out 10 male celebs
Remember Choi Hee Jin? If you don’t, I don’t blame you. After all, she’s been in jail for two years after she was convicted of going apeshit (defamation/extortion) on singer Eru and his dad Tae Jin Ah. Well, anyway, now she’s out of jail, but she’s still insane/desperate, and she’s made a game out of her sex life where she ... Read More »
Critical Eye: [BREAKING] G-Dragon not immortal, set to retire one day, also will die
“G-Dragon might possibly retire one day?” That was the title of an allkpop article recently, which was an especially insightful take on G-Dragon’s career. Alternative titles could have included: “G-Dragon breathes air?”, “G-Dragon drinks water?”, and “G-Dragon loves Japanese club gloryholes?” Well, duh. Read More »
Clazziquai’s Alex can’t be nice to Horan in public because netizens are insane
On MBC‘s Radio Star, Clazziquai‘s Alex and Horan were guests, and the topic of his manners came up, for which Alex is sort of known for. Well, turns out he doesn’t show those manners to Horan, and I thought it was because they’ve known each other for so long or something, but no, it’s because netizens are nuts. On the ... Read More »
K-pop themed Game Of Thrones family arms posters? Sure, why not?
With the return of Game Of Thrones this weekend, I was fiddling with this family arms poster creator thing and got the bright idea of making K-pop related ones. It amused me and none of you assholes stopped me on Twitter, so I ended up making like 18 of them. Enjoy? Think mine suck? Make better ones. http://www.jointherealm.com/ Read More »
SNSD discussing whether they are artists or idols is too easy, so I’m going a different direction
SNSD were featured in a documentary for MBS in Japan, and they talked about whether they were idols or artists. Jessica answered, “To be honest, it’s an honor to be called an idol. The word ‘idol’ is like that. But recently, the meaning has changed a little bit. Now, if you’re young, you’re just labeled as an idol. Idols and ... Read More »
Park Si Hoo’s Sexual Assault Case: A Timeline Of What We Know So Far
The Park Si Hoo sexual assault case has been confusing and dramatic, as most of us are well aware by now. I haven’t written about it for a while because the news came in fast and furious and it was hard to judge exactly where it was going to end up next, much less form a solid opinion on the ... Read More »
Kodansha & AKB48′s Kasai Tomomi cleared of child porn charges cause nobody cares anymore
Tokyo police have decided against prosecuting Kodansha on child porn charges in the much publicized case of AKB48‘s Tomomi Kasai‘s photobook cover picture. The police decided that because Kodansha did as much as it could to stop the circulation of the photo — by delaying the January 12 issue, recalling all copies of that issue from bookstores, reissuing the magazine ... Read More »
K-pop fans threatened to acquire social lives if Universal Music Group blocked their videos
What does the K-pop fandom and the state of Texas have in common? Both are filled with insane people and it’s never a good idea to poke either group with a stick. Yet, on March 24, videos by Cube Entertainment were blocked from international fans and could not be viewed, with popular groups like HyunA And Those Four Other Bitches ... Read More »
Joombas Music Group says SHINee’s “Dream Girl” was not plagiarized from Luis Miguel
So remember the claim that SHINee‘s “Dream Girl” was plagiarized from Luis Miguel? Well, it appears that Joombas Music Group was behind the track, the producer was Hyuk Shin, and Ross Lara claims it’s all original work. To clarify, at Joombas Music Group we write and record songs we think artist on SM will connect with. Shin and other writers ... Read More »
Two managers arrested for blackmailing a star with video of one of them making out with him
So two managers are blackmailing a “top star” with video of him making out with one of the managers, but the biggest question to me is whether that dude pretended to be gay simply to extort the “top star” or not. According to the Seoul Central District Prosecutor’s Office, ”Mr. Gu” and “Mr. Baek” blackmailed actor “Mr. Park” (44) for ... Read More »
Open World Entertainment CEO Jang Seok Woo taking his appeal to Supreme Court … joy
Open World Entertainment CEO Jang Seok Woo is going to use a public defender in his Supreme Court hearing. Yes, the admitted rapist had his appeal turned down, but now he’s going to the Supreme Court … which … fuck him. The CEO had been sentenced to 6 years in prison while under trial for his sexual assault case against ... Read More »
Son Dam Bi plays with hard wood for Arena Homme Plus
Last time I posted about Son Dam Bi, it was about her looking amazing in Marie Claire, but now it’s Arena Homme Plus‘ turn on her “holy fuck, I’m hot, take pictures of me” tour. Appreciated. Read More »
JYP does the smart thing for once, liquidates American company, gives up on US dreams
So as we all assumed for … like forever now, JYP Entertainment has been losing a metric shit-ton of money on their attempt to conquer the United States, primarily with the Wonder Girls, and they’ve announced recently that they are going to be liquidating their American subsidiary, JYP Creative. It’s been belatedly revealed that JYP Entertainment liquidated their subsidiary U.S. ... Read More »
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