Asian Junkie Asian pop. Without discretion.
That time when supposed ‘cool dude’ Taecyeon of 2PM fell down like an entire flight of stairs and landed on his ass. Note how the white bag flies! As a …
Read More »Dust Off: The Time 2PM’s Taecyeon Fell On His Ass
Lizzy’s glorious #Hashtag interview for “Not An Easy Girl”
It’s impossible to not like Lizzy in this #Hashtag interview. JUST WATCH AND LET THE GLORY SEEP INTO YOU LIKE VISUAL AND AURAL LIZZY JIZZ … ???
Read More »Star of 1PUNCH’s “Turn Me Back” MV is a black dude who absolutely hates life
I already went over 1PUNCH‘s “Nightmare” music video as horrifying, but I was gonna ignore “Turn Me Back” cause it was just whatever. However, upon watching the music video, it …
Read More »Lizzy does ‘Chunhyangga’ for her flawless ‘Not An Easy Girl’ MV
Lizzy released her pop-trot anthem “Not An Easy Girl“, a track that people will jam to thousands of years into the future. The plot of the music video (and song) …
Read More »If you can get through 1PUNCH’s “Nightmare” MV without cringing, you’re better than I
1PUNCH‘s “Nightmare” might be one of the most cringe-worthy music videos in K-pop history when accounting for era and all that. That’s saying a lot, but I had a real …
Read More »Those I-SONEs apparently gave up on doxxing thanks to Asian Junkie, lulz
Remember that crazy group of I-SONEs that created ‘TAK Team’ and doxxed one “hater” and were planning to make it a regular thing? Well, apparently my coverage of them got …
Read More »Zico tells Bobby he’s gonna have to go a lot more showerless days to pass him
Hep-hap legend Bobby must go many more days showerless to acquire the requisite hip-hop cred to surpass Zico in the rap game, according to Zico. When asked about Bobby, who …
Read More »Joo leaves JYPE, netizens revise history instead of reflecting on how people were dicks
Joo and JYP Entertainment have parted ways after her debut initially sort of flopped (helped along by controversy), and then she couldn’t promote due to stage fright, which is basically …
Read More »Kim Hyun Joong only fined $5000 for assaulting ex-gf cause it was practice for UFC debut
Kim Hyun Joong was fined $5000 for two cases of assault against his ex-girlfriend, and he got off easy because he was “showing her his fighting skills”. What? “Kim [Hyun …
Read More »Wagakki Band’s “Ikusa” has sword-fighting in their MV
One of the few truly original concept acts, Wagakki Band are back again, this time with a music video for their song, “Ikusa“. I’ve already sung the praises of Wagakki …
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