Conspiracy nut claims Utada Hikaru planned Charlie Kirk getting murked, which might outdo the IU theories

In crazy-ass-shit news, remember those people who are convinced IU is some kind of secret operative? Well, apparently there’s a Japanese version now and it involves Utada Hikaru.

Yes, a couple weeks ago a Hikki stan made a shitpost about them commenting on Victoria Beckham family drama, and they got a reply from an absolutely deranged account that accuses Hikki of being involved in Charlie Kirk‘s death.

This is Utada Hikaru's true nature. Not all of the information that has been made public is true. The more important the information, the more false it is.

By the way, Utada Hikaru is heavily involved in the Charlie Kirk murder case, and she will likely be arrested soon.

Don't… https://t.co/Jh9EhhukZY

— 小澤身季子 (@mikiko_ozawa) January 23, 2026

【 チャーリー・カーク氏暗殺犯 】

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昨日、インターミディエイトを通して、並行世界で以下の画像の者たちの逮捕・死刑が確定したばかりだ。

自分達が罪から逃れるためにまた他者を利用して殺人を犯した。… https://t.co/hrErHQgI2N pic.twitter.com/tdnZk0AC8Q

— 小澤身季子 (@mikiko_ozawa) September 11, 2025

For whatever reason it started getting attention earlier today and made it into my timeline.

I just want to let this quote sink in:

The assassination of Charlie Kirk was undoubtedly planned by the Japanese imperial family, Yamaguchi-gumi’s Kenshi Shinoda, Hikaru Utada, and Bill Gates.

Look, there are many problems I have with Twitter in its current state, but truly, where else can you get this kind of stuff?

Does covering this necessarily help the state of things? Probably not, but if we can’t even collectively laugh at stuff like this as entertainment, maybe it’s time to create that black hole on Earth.