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Victoria wants to “squart” for you. It wouldn’t be a big deal as a typo if it didn’t make me think of her loving the squat exercise so much that …
Read More »This Is So Stupid: Victoria “squarts”
‘Crime Scene 2’ episode 11 with English subs, stars an anime pillow
‘Crime Scene 2‘ episode 11 with English subtitles is here, and it features Kim Ji Hoon coming back after he got away with murder in episode three. —– Oh yeah, …
Read More »Bumkey to return with single, “Meth Was The Case That They Gave Me”
Bumkey escaped drug trafficking trouble thanks to Crayon Pop and will be returning to music with “Meth Was The Case That They Gave Me“ “My Everything“. So many people are …
Read More »Deep Reviews: Taecyeon raps in 2PM’s “My House”
That basically says it all.
Read More »T.O.P now gloriously uploading videos of fans stalking him in their cars
Master Instagram troll T.O.P has bored of responding to stupid fans on his Instagram and has now taken to uploading videos of fans/sasaengs who are stalking him in their cars. …
Read More »Uji is so damn perfect in “So Good”, which makes sense since Satan was behind it
Uji featuring Chad Future (who sold his soul to Satan or whatever) is something that you would never think would result in anything good, but “So Good” was actually pretty …
Read More »EXO Battle Royale update, bomb threat and desperate manager edition
EXO is the gift that keeps on giving.
Read More »Youngji will eat all of your Popeyes and should do an actual mukbang
KARA‘s Youngji did a faux mukbang for a Popeyes commercial, but I bet she would make so much damn money if she did an actual one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlgKuDpbNxI Perpetually derp.
Read More »Krystal & Kisum team up for “Show Off Your White Style” MV, a tribute to menstrual pads
“A tribute to menstrual pads? This must be one of Asian Junkie’s troll titles.” But no, this music video actually is essentially what the title says. Krystal and Kisum have …
Read More »KARA on ‘Weekly Idol’ with English subs has Seungyeon getting setup with prisoners
KARA were on ‘Weekly Idol‘ recently and it’s now been English subbed, so you guys can find out how Seungyeon is desperate for penis but draws the line at divorcees, …
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