Asian Junkie Asian pop. Without discretion.
You know by now that I’ve been watching “A Style For You” because it’s hilarious, even when including Heechul — aka mop head aka Hani’s hunting partner aka stay the fuck …
Read More »Heechul did the world a favor by cutting his ajumma hair off
BABYMETAL crashes the music festival of a promoter who hates them … cause fuck it
BABYMETAL has surprisingly earned a bunch of respect (or at least attention) in the metal world recently, but Andy Coppin of Download Festival is certainly not among those that enjoy …
Read More »T.O.P now gloriously uploading videos of fans stalking him in their cars
Master Instagram troll T.O.P has bored of responding to stupid fans on his Instagram and has now taken to uploading videos of fans/sasaengs who are stalking him in their cars. …
Read More »Uji is so damn perfect in “So Good”, which makes sense since Satan was behind it
Uji featuring Chad Future (who sold his soul to Satan or whatever) is something that you would never think would result in anything good, but “So Good” was actually pretty …
Read More »CL shows why a song was written about her ass, takes stage in a thong at Ultra Korea
CL performed at ‘Ultra Korea‘ yesterday and she took the stage in an outfit that essentially showed her bare ass. She’s getting shit for it from Korean netizens, but fuck …
Read More »EXO Battle Royale update, bomb threat and desperate manager edition
EXO is the gift that keeps on giving.
Read More »Youngji will eat all of your Popeyes and should do an actual mukbang
KARA‘s Youngji did a faux mukbang for a Popeyes commercial, but I bet she would make so much damn money if she did an actual one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlgKuDpbNxI Perpetually derp.
Read More »Krystal & Kisum team up for “Show Off Your White Style” MV, a tribute to menstrual pads
“A tribute to menstrual pads? This must be one of Asian Junkie’s troll titles.” But no, this music video actually is essentially what the title says. Krystal and Kisum have …
Read More »KARA on ‘Weekly Idol’ with English subs has Seungyeon getting setup with prisoners
KARA were on ‘Weekly Idol‘ recently and it’s now been English subbed, so you guys can find out how Seungyeon is desperate for penis but draws the line at divorcees, …
Read More »[Interview] Ex-SME trainee Neil Hannigan on auditions, contracts, and trainee life
Hello, lovely readers! KPOPALYPSE is back once again with an interview to entertain you all! This time, we have an ex-trainee at SM Entertainment, named Neil Hannigan. Neil Hannigan came …
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