https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eXudGnXvLE There’s good news for all the people out there who desperately want me to die, because I think I’ve developed a fatal illness after having been subjected to CLC‘s …
Read More »Deep Reviews: Gonna pretend SNUPER’s “YOU=HEAVEN” just doesn’t exist
What the FUCK is this shit, SNUPER? After I praise the fuck out of you for blessing us with “Platonic Love“, you drop this “YOU=HEAVEN” shitburger on me? GODDAMN YOU
Read More »Deep Reviews: Melody Day can’t seem to find their “Color”
Melody Day is back with a retro concept for “Color.” The beginning seemed promising, but by about a minute in that promise fizzled out. The chorus was really underwhelming and …
Read More »Deep Reviews: ASTRO want you to drink them up until you’re “Breathless”
*Winky Face* I WILL NOT ACCEPT YOUR DUCK, ASTRO! I don’t know anymore. This song sounds like it should be in a commercial. I give “Breathless” a nice try out …
Read More »Deep Reviews: Gugudan’s “Wonderland” was impressively generic
Gugudan‘s debut with “Wonderland” was apparently anticipated because the group has trainees from ‘Produce 101‘, but since I never got into that show, I wasn’t hyped. Good thing, too, cause …
Read More »Deep Reviews: Sophia Pae showcases her voice on soulful “Over You”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AkiDdQ7A7E Not sure who Sophia Pae was before this, but while “Over You” does nothing exciting or new with the instrumental, this kinda jam is a time-tested R&B formula for …
Read More »Deep Reviews: Baechigi & Jessi team up to get dicks stomped/tazed on “Hangover”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dumHSJ_LCgE Baechigi and Jessi teamed up for a fucking fun-ass song in “Hangover” that’s easy to groove to in your car at night or whatever the shit, but the star …
Read More »Deep Reviews: San E & Raina print money with “Sugar & Me” collab
Why was San E so eager to pair up with Raina again? Because the pairing that was developed when they did “A Midsummer Night’s Sweetness” is basically a license to …
Read More »Deep Reviews: Taeyeon, a food truck attacking thug, runs into DEAN in “Starlight”
So this Taeyeon and DEAN duet was something I was looking forward to because I’ve liked both of them musically (“I” was good, you hating-ass fucking shits), but given that …
Read More »Deep Reviews: Even baseball can’t save Brave Girls’ “High Heels”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_0GkKQ_nzc “I’m a sassy girl, I’m a tough girl, I’m a pretty girl, I’m a foxy girl.” And somehow it gets worse. Even baseball can’t save Brave Girls from this …
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