NCT will supposedly have no job security, so SME won’t have to care if they quit

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John Yoo AKA oniontaker and noted K-POP INSIDERRR (as Koreaboo would say), has recently revealed some insight into SM Entertainment‘s upcoming NCT boy group that I hope to hell is true because it’s sorta hilarious.

YES YESSS YESSSSS

You can choose to believe this or not, but I choose to believe because it would be an amusing response to basically all of EXO‘s Chinese members leaving.

“Should we re-work the contracts that always end up being ruled unfair? Should we actually treat our artists like humans like we say we do instead of assets? Should we not work our artists to death until they’re hospitalized? No, FUCK THAT SHIT, just put 60 of those motherfuckers in a group and say it’s ‘rotational’, so 50 of them can literally drop dead and we still have a viable group left over! YES!!!”

In a way, maybe this is like The Hunger Games or Battle Royale, except it’s the final 10 that survive who get to be the new genetically perfect super group.

EXO MERELY ADOPTED THE PAIN

THE NCT 10 WERE BORN IN IT

MOLDED BY IT

This is potentially THE most K-pop company response to a problem involving their labor I’ve ever seen.

I can’t wait.

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