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Hello, Asian Junkie here. I have a very important story to report with worldwide impact, which is the toilet paper situation in Sony Music Japan‘s headquarters and its impact on the anuses of their talent.
Indeed, the discourse started when Ayase from YOASOBI talked about the absolute state of anus after a battle with the restroom at the company, “The toilet paper at Sony Music’s headquarters is so hard it tore my anus to shreds.“
ソニーミュージック本社のトイレットペーパー硬すぎて肛門が八つ裂きになった
— Ayase (@Ayase_0404) February 17, 2026
A tweet about the status of his asshole currently has over 10k retweets, 90k likes, and nine million views. Sensational.
But not to worry, things didn’t stop there, as Ayase’s accusations went supported by Masafumi Gotoh from ASIAN KUNG-FU GENERATION, “The toilet paper at Sony Music is the hard, thin single-ply kind that’s like sandpaper. I want them to switch to double-ply.“
ソニーミュージックのトイレットペーパーは紙ヤスリみたいなシングルの硬くて薄いヤツです。ダブルにしてほしい。 https://t.co/EXAwMwi0ab
— Gotch / Masafumi Gotoh (@gotch_akg) February 17, 2026
The exquisite toilet paper ANAL-ysis got a further 3k retweets, 18k likes, and 2.5 million views.
What I want to know is whether they’re non-bidet users, non-public bidet users, or even if they are bidet users whether the toilet paper’s so bad that one or two wipes is still untenable. This is important info to know when grading the logic of Sony Music Japan’s accommodations and whether a boycott is necessary.
Thank you.
