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Hello, this is a notice from IATFB of Asian Junkie. I am requesting that everybody stop lying on my GLITT, as I see some claiming that it means she’s a …
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WINNER’s Lee Seunghoon somehow did an 18-second first pitch and pissed at least one guy off
In an act of honestly admirable shamelessness, WINNER member Lee Seunghoon took about 18 seconds to deliver his ceremonial first pitch because he was busy dancing on the mound to …
Read More »BREAKING: KISS OF LIFE’s Belle was a shitposter
Holy shit, due to catching up on all the “important” and “serious” news, I almost neglected the most relevant news of all: KISS OF LIFE member Belle was a shitposter, …
Read More »aespa’s Karina ditches K-pop to pursue yodeling career
Not everybody gets to leave the game at the top and on their own terms, but aespa member Karina is seemingly going down that path, using a one-minute live broadcast …
Read More »ZB1’s Zhang Hao resents not being able to blow WAKEONE’s building up, settles for spreading durian fumes instead
In news that I surely thought was fabricated, ZEROBASEONE member Zhang Hao recently went on livestream and regretfully noted that he could not blow up WAKEONE‘s building. 🎻 since i …
Read More »Chuu’s glorious profane streak continues as she tells us exactly what happens everyday of this life
Following Chuu’s recent turn as Clay Davis back in May, she has decided to continue her profane ways, this time telling us exactly what happens in life via her choice …
Read More »Goddess Gyuri of KARA presses Asian Junkie’s journalistic integrity
Following KARA’s Gyuri putting Elon Musk to the sword, she took to pressing none other than Asian Junkie about our coverage of said events in a reply … to me, …
Read More »Queen Gyuri of KARA demands Elon Musk solve porn bots instead of taking our likes tab … so say we all
Elon Musk AKA Apartheid Clyde has recently taken away a core part of Twitter in the Likes tab because he fucking sucks. This deprives us of time-honored traditions like celebrities …
Read More »SNSD’s Hyoyeon says the words “Jessica Jung” during a livestream, which is enough for a headline
This is really nothing, but is also kinda everything, as SNSD member Hyoyeon gave a cheeky shoutout to former member Jessica Jung during a livestream. It’s not someone’s username. Someone …
Read More »Chuu (LOONA) turns into Clay Davis (‘The Wire’) after seeing Yves’ solo debut teaser
LOONA‘s Chuu was so excited on Instagram recently by the teaser for fellow member Yves‘ solo debut* with “Loop” that it turned her all the way into Clay Davis from …
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