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Read More »ICHILLIN’s Chowon doesn’t want your ass to be unwashed + Joonie seems fun
Hello and welcome back to idols-wearing-funny-ass-shirts news, and today we have ICHILLIN member Chowon rocking a top with “Wash Your Bum Bum Every Single Day And Be Nice To Your …
Read More »POV: You’re watching hundreds of dollars blow past you at nearly the speed of light at KCON Japan 2025
Hello from KCON Japan 2025, and then goodbye to your fave artists even quicker as the greeting perk for the con actually doubles as a personal trainer getting you in …
Read More »NCT’s Doyoung the latest idol to tell fans to wash their ass before going to concerts
In what has become a somewhat regular thing now, NCT member Doyoung spoke out during the Newark stop of NCT 127‘s tour, telling fans to go home and shower. In …
Read More »ARTMS’s JinSoul rocks the same struckthrough ‘eat my ass’ shirt as PIXY’s Sua
Over a year ago, PIXY member Sua wore a shirt with “EAT MY ASS, EAT ME, EAT MY FINGER” struckthrough on the front in an official performance video, and today …
Read More »HEARTWARMING: Park Yoochun is aging like shit
Unfortunately, Park Yoochun returned on my timeline recently, but rather than torture you with any updates on that, I’m thrilled to report that he is absolutely aging like milk. You …
Read More »The Tzuyu baby has arrived, is a love triangle with Namjoon & Daragon baby incoming?
It’s been six years now since I shipped a pair of babies (#Problematic) here on Asian Junkie, praying for the (un)holy matrimony of the baby named after RM and the …
Read More »82MAJOR‘s Seongbin wants you to suck his dick
I just want to thank idols like ATEEZ’s Wooyoung and 82MAJOR‘s Seongbin, who provide a nice break from the grind of news going on by providing funny content like wearing underwear …
Read More »ATEEZ’s Wooyoung would like to inform you about the status of his balls and who has them
While his groupmate is busy dissing CEOs and shit, ATEEZ member Wooyoung just wants you to know the status of his balls. My head canon is that “she” is the …
Read More »Will HEART2HEART sue after SM Entertainment named their upcoming girl group Hearts2Hearts?
SM Entertainment recently confirmed that their new girl group would be debuting on February 24, an eight-member outfit named Hearts2Hearts. Because people are nuts, they apparently have already tracked down …
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