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What’s up, guys? This is a rare story about me touching grass, but I recently went to Shanghai Airport and got to see former SNSD member Jessica Jung! It was …
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John Cena posts pic of actor Kim Mu Yeol to help fans visualize him, Kim Mu Yeol clarifies status of own invisibility in response
Wrestler/actor/ice cream enjoyer John Cena has thankfully given us all a glimpse into what he deems a lookalike on his Instagram account. Despite not being able to be seen himself, …
Read More »Ran’s “Why Goodbye” comes with one of the most mismatched music videos I’ve ever seen
Imagine being in bed at 3 AM, a peaceful rain trickles down outside your window as you’re cuddled up comfortably under the covers on a cool and pleasant night. You’re …
Read More »Trisha Paytas attempts K-pop debut with “Saranghae (I Love You)”, but fails to include enough English and rapping
Variety star (?) Trisha Paytas (best I just link the wiki) released “Saranghae (I Love You)” randomly today, as she decided to make her K-pop debut. Unfortunately for her, she …
Read More »VVS (hoe) are at least (unintentionally) very funny
I apologize in advance for this take, but VVS (hoe) has to be one of the unintentionally funniest idol groups to debut in the fifth generation. Yes, I understand the …
Read More »Ayase (YOASOBI) & Masafumi Gotoh (ASIAN KUNG-FU GENERATION) do viral ANAL-ysis on the toilet paper at Sony Music Japan
Hello, Asian Junkie here. I have a very important story to report with worldwide impact, which is the toilet paper situation in Sony Music Japan‘s headquarters and its impact on …
Read More »IVE’s Gaeul is a ‘Professional Thirst Trapper’
Getting right back to documenting idols wearing amusing shirts in English, we have IVE member Gaeul declaring her status as a “Professional Thirst Trapper” (here) in their ‘CHALLENGERS’ concept film …
Read More »Wonyoung’s FOREVER:CHERRY logo created some kind of gooner Rorschach test
IVE‘s Wonyoung has been teasing some kind of project called FOREVER:CHERRY on Instagram, and recently it was reported that she now has the trademarks to “FOREVER:CHERRY”, “포에버:체리”, and a cherry-shaped …
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Read More »ICHILLIN’s Chowon doesn’t want your ass to be unwashed + Joonie seems fun
Hello and welcome back to idols-wearing-funny-ass-shirts news, and today we have ICHILLIN member Chowon rocking a top with “Wash Your Bum Bum Every Single Day And Be Nice To Your …
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