It’s been six years now since I shipped a pair of babies (#Problematic) here on Asian Junkie, praying for the (un)holy matrimony of the baby named after RM and the …
Read More »82MAJOR‘s Seongbin wants you to suck his dick
I just want to thank idols like ATEEZ’s Wooyoung and 82MAJOR‘s Seongbin, who provide a nice break from the grind of news going on by providing funny content like wearing underwear …
Read More »ATEEZ’s Wooyoung would like to inform you about the status of his balls and who has them
While his groupmate is busy dissing CEOs and shit, ATEEZ member Wooyoung just wants you to know the status of his balls. My head canon is that “she” is the …
Read More »Will HEART2HEART sue after SM Entertainment named their upcoming girl group Hearts2Hearts?
SM Entertainment recently confirmed that their new girl group would be debuting on February 24, an eight-member outfit named Hearts2Hearts. Because people are nuts, they apparently have already tracked down …
Read More »A group of BTS stans aimed to create the greatest online warrior brigade known to man
On social media I often joke about people with delusions of grandeur who desperately want to be fandom cops, basically. They care less about like … enjoying their faves or …
Read More »Rocket Punch, who is still Rocket Punch, starts a Rocket Punch stream on Rocket Punch’s account to talk to Rocket Punch fans about being Rocket Punch
After four members left the group Rocket Punch, many assumed they were disbanded, but no. In fact, Rocket Punch was still a member of Rocket Punch, which meant that Rocket …
Read More »“Cherish my GLITT” is now a real idol quote #Blessed
Ever since ILLIT announced that their fandom name would be GLITT, I have simply been waiting for something that sounds like a pun. Today, I have been blessed by the …
Read More »K-pop sure is something sometimes
As I am enjoying disconnecting from K-pop a bit, I just wanted to bring you one of the dumbest things that popped into my feed. I dunno how to describe …
Read More »UFC Champion Alex Pereira makes shocking move to K-pop, joins tripleS as their newest member
In what I can only describe as the most stunning of moves, current UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Alex Pereira is leaving MMA for a new career as a K-pop idol …
Read More »Stop lying on my GLITT
Hello, this is a notice from IATFB of Asian Junkie. I am requesting that everybody stop lying on my GLITT, as I see some claiming that it means she’s a …
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