Tag Archives: Shitposting

I suppose it really shouldn’t come as a surprise that a former One Direction member has released summer pop music, but Harry Styles was indeed a shocker to be chosen …

IVE member Wonyoung, a noted unhinged thug with a history of mocking things, recently responded to my intrepid reporting on her disgusting attitude of standing around menacingly without a glowing …

Terrifying news has recently struck K-pop, as I’m regretfully reporting that IVE member Jang Wonyoung was captured at Everland amusement park viewing the group’s ForEVER IVE collab, and she was …

Visual members of K-pop groups having to sing live with little to no help from software and absolutely murdering notes in cold blood live in front of the entire nation …

What’s up, guys? This is a rare story about me touching grass, but I recently went to Shanghai Airport and got to see former SNSD member Jessica Jung! It was …

Wrestler/actor/ice cream enjoyer John Cena has thankfully given us all a glimpse into what he deems a lookalike on his Instagram account. Despite not being able to be seen himself, …

Imagine being in bed at 3 AM, a peaceful rain trickles down outside your window as you’re cuddled up comfortably under the covers on a cool and pleasant night. You’re …

Variety star (?) Trisha Paytas (best I just link the wiki) released “Saranghae (I Love You)” randomly today, as she decided to make her K-pop debut. Unfortunately for her, she …

I apologize in advance for this take, but VVS (hoe) has to be one of the unintentionally funniest idol groups to debut in the fifth generation. Yes, I understand the …

Hello, Asian Junkie here. I have a very important story to report with worldwide impact, which is the toilet paper situation in Sony Music Japan‘s headquarters and its impact on …