Asian Junkie Asian pop. Without discretion.
It pained me to see my son Jackson have health issues recently, but thankfully he’s now okay. You know why? Cause I told him that holding in all his … feelings was unhealthy, and recommended that he release his feelings by jerking it a bunch and humping dudes.
That is, of course, exactly what he did because he loves me.
Do I even need to point out the ‘Muscular Wang’ title? No.
So proud.
