Hello everybody! I recently realized what this site needed was a Disclaimer page! Go read it! —– It has already proven its utility to me. I'm gonna write a disclaimer …
Read More »Asian Junkie is now basically the premier site for music reviews thanks to Eric Nam
I took the day off yesterday to sleep, so I was surprised that I had so many mentions on Twitter. Quickly I found out that it was because of an …
Read More »Asian Junkie recognized as credible, reliable journalism by JoongAng Ilbo
Hello peasants and inferior media outlets, I am here to let you know that JoongAng Ilbo, one of the big three newspapers in Korea, has come to recognize the journalistic …
Read More »2017 is finally here … well, soon anyway
2017! I’ll be back tomorrow whenever I wake up. Or, uh … maybe a day later depending on how I feel*. *Assuming there’s no amazing drama that goes down, which …
Read More »Christmas is here!
It’s Christmas and I’m gonna be out for most of the day eating and/or sleeping. Listen to the only Christmas song that matters and have a wonderful day.
Read More »IT’S THANKSGIVING BITCHES
Americans are fat. Today is the day we all strive to become better Americans.
Read More »I Am Distracted
Mother of god, you people are relentless. Yes, I am aware that the updates are less frequent in October. No, I haven’t died (sorry). No, nothing personal is happening. No, …
Read More »KPOPALYPSE returns after reflecting to praise IATFB and Asian Junkie
Hey guys! Useless windbag KPOPALYPSE here! After all my incessant whining about not being featured here enough, I privately agreed to reflect on my actions, which we all know is …
Read More »Welcome to Sawori Junkie!
As you may have noticed, there’s a subtle change to the logo to reflect the fact that this is now a site that revolves around Sawori. Join or die. #SaworiTheBasedGod
Read More »Asian Junkie now has a fanfiction being written about it
For whatever godforsaken reason, somebody has decided to take on the task of making the most dank meme worthy fanfiction ever involving me and KPOPALYPSE. Personally, I don’t even think …
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