I took the day off yesterday to sleep, so I was surprised that I had so many mentions on Twitter. Quickly I found out that it was because of an …
Read More »Asian Junkie recognized as credible, reliable journalism by JoongAng Ilbo
Hello peasants and inferior media outlets, I am here to let you know that JoongAng Ilbo, one of the big three newspapers in Korea, has come to recognize the journalistic …
Read More »2017 is finally here … well, soon anyway
2017! I’ll be back tomorrow whenever I wake up. Or, uh … maybe a day later depending on how I feel*. *Assuming there’s no amazing drama that goes down, which …
Read More »Christmas is here!
It’s Christmas and I’m gonna be out for most of the day eating and/or sleeping. Listen to the only Christmas song that matters and have a wonderful day.
Read More »IT’S THANKSGIVING BITCHES
Americans are fat. Today is the day we all strive to become better Americans.
Read More »I Am Distracted
Mother of god, you people are relentless. Yes, I am aware that the updates are less frequent in October. No, I haven’t died (sorry). No, nothing personal is happening. No, …
Read More »Welcome to Sawori Junkie!
As you may have noticed, there’s a subtle change to the logo to reflect the fact that this is now a site that revolves around Sawori. Join or die. #SaworiTheBasedGod
Read More »Asian Junkie now has a fanfiction being written about it
For whatever godforsaken reason, somebody has decided to take on the task of making the most dank meme worthy fanfiction ever involving me and KPOPALYPSE. Personally, I don’t even think …
Read More »Give me money on Patreon because you like to waste funds or something
I don’t understand why anybody would want to give money to this stupid website, but much to my surprise, there are people out there who would like to donate money …
Read More »Asian Junkie expands international influence to China thanks to Tzuyu & JYPE
In what can only be described as surreal, now the story about Tzuyu‘s amusing shirt and JYP Entertainment‘s subsequent apology has been picked up in China, where netizens are pretending …
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