So how long until Yuri murders the rest of SNSD?

We are all aware by now that Taeyeon is capable of murder, as I explicitly said with no italics, but what’s the over/under on the amount of time left before Yuri snaps and starts killing SNSD members due to their shading (literally, AMIRITE?) of her?

Seriously, putting a potential issue here completely aside (unnirs didn’t mean it, after all), I just want you to give me the betting odds so I can start a pool or something.

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Soshi, you bastards. "Thank you for filming our Yuri so that she looks white." Not sure if I should laugh or cry. 😑 https://t.co/f38ltMyZ9r

— 💗 Stella 💗 (@SonexStella) February 12, 2016

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBrc97HssHg/

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBsJoTXMsIB/

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https://www.instagram.com/p/_67RG9rVqr/

https://www.instagram.com/p/_gs35oGOIy/

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Yuri is already starting to boil, and the threat level is rising cause there are hints the volcano is due to blow.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBreW44ssJz/

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBrOmFSrVqp/

[TRANS] Yuri comment: Really an unexpected insult (Rough trans, slang means when something unexpectedly bad happens) https://t.co/z8M0lPeCbr

— 💗 Stella 💗 (@SonexStella) February 12, 2016

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So I’m just asking how long until Yuri snaps and roasts all her group members alive? Cause I’m picturing a scene with her spit roasting them over a charcoal pit, and then it cuts to a shot of her hovering over their burnt remains. A wry smile comes over Yuri’s face and she says, “Now … you’re the ones who are charred.” The screen then fades to black while she cackles away. Credits roll.

I need to know for science. Thanks.