The 2023 Hanteo Music Awards now comes with a fan pooping in the crowd, complete with alleged confession

The 2023 Hanteo Music Awards has just concluded this weekend, and as usual I could not care less about the outcome of said awards. However, what I do care very deeply about is a bunch of reports from people who went to the awards saying a fan pooped themselves in the crowd and the smell was so bad it was traumatizing artists.

WHAT NOW?????????????????
SORRY BUT WHAT😨😨😨😨

🇰🇷💬 oh WTF somebody shitted on the floor near the fence (barricade) not fake REAL shit https://t.co/XLfCV66TTY

— Solitary 솔리 🍫 (@blue_summer814) February 18, 2024

someone pooped at the barricade section of hma tonight…?

— yua | 유아 | 結愛 (@plave0312) February 18, 2024

………yeah I love that we aren’t there

🇰🇷💬 fck, the artists are holding their nose rn

*that person was near artist area……. https://t.co/SeQYnaSux4 pic.twitter.com/HiqEwrzPVV

— Solitary 솔리 🍫 (@blue_summer814) February 18, 2024

i read another tweet that it was in front of the artists’ seats, and an idol got so nauseous by the smell of the poop they failed to hide their expression 😭 this is so fucking funny

— yua | 유아 | 結愛 (@plave0312) February 18, 2024

Some clarified that it wasn’t on the floor, but the fan shit themselves and left their pants there or something, which sounds more probable than somebody just dropping into a squat unnoticed in the middle of a venue.

@@안까지시큐가파고들어와서플래시켜고확인햇는데 바닥에흔적은없엏고걍누가바지에싼거같음 시발살다살다이런스탠딩병크는처음봐요 근데진짜방구냄새수준이아니라냄새가존나독하고계속지속됨

시발좆된다진짜 https://t.co/zKTfdThYnj

— 점 (@daelipomli9172) February 18, 2024

아니씨발한터차트똥그거 내 바로 앞이라고
찍다가 진짜 헛구역질하고 진짜 죽을 뻔했다고
물로 뒷처리 한 건지 뭔지 ㅅㅂ ㅈㄴ
똥덩어리들 바닥에 날라댕기고 철퍽거리고
그래서 ㅅㅂ 내가 바닥에 똥ㅣ 있어요!!!!
밀지말라고!!! 나 똥 밟기 싫다고!!!!!
ㅇㅈㄹ함 진짜 한터 차트 똥 개병크

— 랑애 (@myuniverse802) February 18, 2024

ㅅㅂ 시큐가 똥 맞다고 그러고 후레쉬로
비춰보고 근데 치울 수 없대 어쩔 수 없대
냄새는 ㅈㄴ 나고 한터 차트 ㅅㅂ 이거 밖에
기억에 안 남아 pic.twitter.com/WfREoD7iQK

— 랑애 (@myuniverse802) February 18, 2024

Though others say dropping their pants and shitting is exactly what the person did.

@@ 바지에 싼게 아니라 엉덩이 내놓고 싼거 맞는데 다들 알게모르게 옷 신발에 똥 묻어있어서 냄새 계속 나는거라고요 똥 바닥에쌌으면 그것만 딱 치우면 됏겟죠… 저도 똥 실체를 확인하진못햇어요 묻은걱만 보고요 님들!! 이라고 전해줘
@미친년…

아니이트윗읽는데 똥냄새나는것같음

— 국이밥이 (@gukboppgirl) February 18, 2024

This person just wants an explanation, bro.

욕 안 할테니까 똥싸신분 부계파가지고 똥을 왜 싸신건지, 어쩌다가 싸신건지, 무슨 생각으로 싸신건지, 싸고 나서 무슨 생각이 드셨는지등등 육하원칙으로 설명해주시면 감사하겠습니다 궁금해서 잠이 안 옴

— fast고밥 (@Imaddixtedtoyou) February 18, 2024

Okay, okay, let’s get the obvious out of the way. It’s a literal shitshow. This is a true shitpost. Etc etc etc.

Apart from feeling deeply sorry to the fans who had to deal with this and especially whoever had to clean it up, this is the kind of … shitty news I love to see.

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Update

The pooper has allegedly come forward and apologized. They also said if they got poop on your clothes, they’ll pay the laundry fee.

옷에 저의 변이 묻으신 분들은 쪽지로 연락 부탁드립니다. 세탁비 보내드리도록 하겠습니다.

— 수녀 좆 (@Sunyeo511698Vip) February 18, 2024

Gotta admire them. Takes a lot of guts, even though they’re missing some of what was in them now, surely.

Couldn't get that poop confession out of me with waterboarding. Gotta give credit where it's due.

— Asian Junkie (@asianjunkiecom) February 18, 2024

Others are now finding past instances of the person mentioning poop.

진짜 더 넓은 세상에서 싸셨잖아ㅠ 어캄 이거 https://t.co/w2lEuUSx9y pic.twitter.com/Inx48ad1sb

— 이호스 (@eehosslife) February 18, 2024

얘 시즈니다!!! https://t.co/G5uxgG0bG9 pic.twitter.com/zulg4MhaLv

— 뽀송이🫧 (@BBOSONGEEEEE) February 18, 2024

계획적 https://t.co/zZU8AhKQg3 pic.twitter.com/atLy28djPt

— 재효2 (@hakhakjae) February 18, 2024

I don’t even care if the confession is true, a legendary day.

Regardless, what we do know is that somebody shit themselves at the show.

——

I’m never leaving Twitter.

pic.twitter.com/NYQjk27xiF
담부터 참고하시고 피해입지마시길

— 암맠컷프 (@nonameee1234444) February 18, 2024

That one guy's stomach in the hma crowd before he made a little accident: pic.twitter.com/UDptPayDP7

— orbit¹² 𝒜 🐢 wav²⁴ (@orbit_wav) February 18, 2024