Out of all the members of EXO that I might’ve thought would try to make it as a soloist on some type of quasi-rapper sweg lawd shit, Luhan would’ve been …
Read More »This Is So Stupid: Hyeri helps Sojin out with some sex education
Hyeri decided to teach Sojin about the birds and the bees on live broadcast. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1NfmkLkZg8&feature=youtu.be&t=3m7s
Read More »Idol plastic surgery decision made by team of producers, says FNC CEO
In news that will shock nobody who sees the entertainment industry for what it generally is, FNC Entertainment‘s CEO Han Sung Ho told The Korea Herald that the staff consults …
Read More »Deep Reviews: Super Junior repurpose tropes for “Magic”
Super Junior are like 50 years old and they are still doing the “everybody in the boy band chase after one girl” trope in “Magic“. Sigh. The song wasn’t bad, …
Read More »Here’s a bunch of messy-ass K-pop stages, come post your favorites
I previously alluded to the reality that G-Friend‘s disastrous stage conditions were not exactly a rarity in K-pop, and then Dispatch released an article recapping some other ones from recent …
Read More »Playback does role-switch version of “Playback”, Woolim kills Hayoung impersonation
Playback‘s debut music video, “Playback“, recently surpassed one million views, which is impressive for a nugu group from a nugu company. As a thanks to fans, Playback made a video …
Read More »How many times do Red Velvet say ‘dumb’ in “Dumb Dumb”?
How many times is the word “dumb” used in Red Velvet‘s “Dumb Dumb“? Let this video answer for you. 219 times is a metric shit-ton. —– By the way, does …
Read More »This Is So Stupid: Glorious hero Sooyoung shades Tiffany with a look again
Sooyoung is done with Tiffany. Again. #EverybodyKnows —– Note: If you’re wondering why I only do these for SNSD and Tiffany, it’s because people send them to me. By all …
Read More »Jessi somehow drops an absolute banger with “SSENUNNI”
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Jessi might have the best ‘Unpretty Rapstar‘ alumni release with “SSENUNNI“, a banger of a track despite the dumbness of it all. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdZ3AzhY5Fo …
Read More »Taeyeon & Baekhyun break up, millions of Oreos emerge from hiding
Taeyeon and Baekhyun have broken up, according to industry sources. SM Entertainment is still trying to figure it out, apparently. Of course, this is not really significant to anybody with …
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