Gayoung of STELLAR posted this on her Instagram recently, which makes me believe her perfect match is G-Dragon. https://www.instagram.com/p/BBqVL_0IEeh/ She clearly needs to meet up with strange Japanese men in …
Read More »This Is So Stupid: Taeyang & Kanye West finally literally fling poop at each other
After Taeyang‘s recent mini-debacle, the philosophical geniuses of Asian Junkie got together and lamented that celebrity poop flinging contests do not yet exist. That’s when commenter blackactarus swooped in to …
Read More »This Is So Stupid: Kris’ new facial hair makes him look like fake David Blaine
I dunno what Kris did recently, but between the eyebrow waxing, the facial hair that looks fake, and the tan, the first thing that came to mind was that fake …
Read More »This Is So Stupid: Namjoo improves one of the best Vines of the year
Thank you, Namjoo.
Read More »This Is So Stupid: D.O. steals his freestyle dance moves from me
I have previously established that D.O. dances like me, but now I’m beginning to see that he has actually stolen my dance moves. When will somebody call this plagiarist out …
Read More »This Is So Stupid: A Pink are finally endorsing dildos
Given A Pink‘s current reign as phallic queens, you cannot tell me their new advertisement is not for dildos.
Read More »This Is So Stupid: G-Dragon has blessed us all by giving up on fashion
After years of terrorizing us with his fashion choices, G-Dragon has just decided to give up, and now humanity can collectively move forward.
Read More »This Is So Stupid: EXO’s D.O. dances like me
When apart from the rigid structure of idol dance routines, EXO‘s D.O. dances a lot like I do, which gives me a reason to like him other than the fact …
Read More »This Is So Stupid: Okay, who is doing the Lizzy/John Cena mashup?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAphMugGKb_/ Lizzy loves John Cena. John Cena already has a meme. Lizzy needs to become a part of this meme. For humanity. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2EOEVE8m_c
Read More »This Is So Stupid: Choose to witch hunt either Hani or Jun Hyun Moo!!!
I wrote an article yesterday about Hani crying at the Seoul Music Awards, Jun Hyun Moo‘s joke, and why you don’t have to choose to make a big deal out …
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