Nine Muses’ guide to surviving horror movies + my tips

Nine Muses are wonderful as always, but I have tips of my own.

IATFB‘s tips:

1) Never watch horror movies. They have horrors in them.

2) If you’re forced to watch them, just avert your eyes and watch the logo just below the screen so you can save your dignity as a man by not jumping into a woman’s arms.

3) Never leave your house or your room. Die alone.

IMO.

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