Luhan is collecting all the penises while appearing on ‘Off To School’

Luhan recently filmed for a show called ‘Off To School‘, where he interacts with mere commoners. While people were initially concerned that he would make all the boys in the school jealous because all the girls would like him, in fact the boys have boxed out the girls in thirsting after Luhan penis.

With the filming of Off to School, some fans were concerned that Luhan would be shunned by male students because he’s a handsome male celebrity who’s popular with the girls. However, it seems that things have taken an interesting turn and the male students have become rivals for Luhan fans….

Luhan is a hero that breaks barriers.

“I was sitting beside him.”
“I’m tempted to be gay.”

“I was holding my guitar when Luhan walked by. He stopped, stuck his head in, and said “Yo, guitar.” I don’t know why but I got so excited over a someone I anti’d all my life. Maybe it’s the celebrity effect, but he’s contagious.”

“Luhan is staying at the Hang Wai male dorm for one week. The male students are all using their max flirtation skills. Playing guitar, singing duets, bringing him midnight snacks, bringing him breakfast…we’ll see who can walk alone with Luhan at night.”

Dude started a homosexual version of ‘The Bachelor‘ just by existing.

Also, “turn gay”? Sure sure, in reality Luhan is simply just a hero to all those Chinese dudes on the DL.

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In related news, he visited this mail post (?) or something…

…and then this immediately happened.

I think if he wanted to form a militia it wouldn’t be that much trouble for him.