Hamasaki Ayumi announced recently that she is separating from her husband of like three days, who also may or may not be Mr. Clean.
“Today, there’s something I need to tell you all.
My partner, the man who walked this road with me together for three years, and I have decided to part ways. He is walking his own path, and I will walk mine.
As far as this announcement goes, I’m writing here because I wanted you to hear it from me first. For now, I’m focused on rehearsals for the TA tour and recording new songs and will keep on going!!!
Have a lovely Sunday.”
That’ll be two divorces in five years, which primarily makes me wonder if she realizes she can collect all the penises she wants without actually MARRYING them.