NCT Dream, another sub-unit nobody asked for, have made their debut with “Chewing Gum“, which only reminded me of GP Basic and all their fetuses.
The difference is that NCT Dream have actual money and promotion and people will have to appear to take them seriously because of SM Entertainment, instead mocking them incessantly like with GP Basic.
Admittedly I’m ignorant of this group’s actual ages, but you can’t convince me some of these motherfuckers are older than 12. In fact, I’m convinced the whole point of this sub-unit is to serve as bait to see which netizens out themselves as disgusting pedonoonas who should be put on a watch list!
I see you.
SHAME SHAME SHAME
There are so many of these types of “healthy porn” efforts from the female side, but now the tables have turned!
Seriously though, easily the best part comes during the rap breakdown, when one fetus starts doing typical rapper shit and sounds like he’s about to fucking regulate and then you look up from your keyboard and see the thug of a lifetime.
MY .44 MAKE SURE ALL Y’ALL KIDS DON’T GROW
FUCK YES FETUS GANG WARS
10/10 for entertainment value.