Asian Junkie Asian pop. Without discretion.
MAMA 2016 just finished up moments ago!
This is a shitpost!
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*opens twitter*
*sees first tweet on TL*
"Jackhammer my asshole, Jackson"
*closes twitter*
*deletes eyeballs*— Ry (@rycology) December 2, 2016
That about sums it up.
Jackson sees Wiz Khalifa and he nut. pic.twitter.com/2hq33syRS2
— Asian Junkie (@asianjunkiecom) December 2, 2016
Nut after nut for my son, Jackson.
[vid] 161202.2016 MAMA.#여자친구 베스트 퍼포먼스 여자그룹상 수상 #GFRIEND #MAMA_BestPerformanceFemaleGroup pic.twitter.com/yu3SQb48uM
— Shaytyen(샤이티엔) (@shaytyen) December 2, 2016
G-Friend won an award and gave an acceptance speech. Please note Eunha crying and struggling to get through her speech, but Yerin and Yuju coach her along…
Yerin and Yuju coaching Eunha along, and SinB is like "I don't even know this bitch anymore". Continues to be the GOAT. pic.twitter.com/zHOkVGQi12
— Asian Junkie (@asianjunkiecom) December 2, 2016
…and then there’s SinB, who is openly laughing at her and pretending she don’t know her anymore.
Carlos Boozer spitting hot fucking fire. pic.twitter.com/LDMngfMHsm
— Asian Junkie (@asianjunkiecom) December 2, 2016
— Asian Junkie (@asianjunkiecom) December 2, 2016
BewhY still on that Carlos Boozer hair shit.
She's beauty
She's grace
She's Miss United States pic.twitter.com/cYU2VCplSi— #BigTimeRush4Daesang (@InfinitelySY) December 2, 2016
Yeah.
I want Timbaland's reaction to that black guy dancing to "neomu neomu neomu".
— Asian Junkie (@asianjunkiecom) December 2, 2016
I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THE BLACK MAN BUMPIN IOI WITH THE HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAT ON I HE LOOK LIKE HE WAS HAVIN THE BEST BDAY OF HIS LIFE pic.twitter.com/gH8h6wkDdn
— fdt : PINNED! (@PINKTAPELUNA) December 2, 2016
May we all one day find that kind of happiness.
[#2016MAMA] Thank you to all my fans #DEAN #Love2016MAMA #2016MAMA #SNOW https://t.co/0xawDOpOWK pic.twitter.com/wrdX6txjDD
— MAMA(엠넷아시안뮤직어워즈) (@MnetMAMA) December 2, 2016
DEAN‘s hair been hanging around Zico.
Timbaland looks traumatized from having to hear "Pick Me". pic.twitter.com/gBfw9NL6EO
— Asian Junkie (@asianjunkiecom) December 2, 2016
"When is this shit over?" pic.twitter.com/9SEdpWKP8G
— Asian Junkie (@asianjunkiecom) December 2, 2016
— Asian Junkie (@asianjunkiecom) December 2, 2016
Timbaland was done.
Could Taeyeon not have performed that vocal?
— Asian Junkie (@asianjunkiecom) December 2, 2016
WE WERE PROMISED A FUCKING TAEYEON/WIZ COLLAB WHERE IS IT MAMA
#Taeyeon ×#WizKhalifa 161202 MAMA See you again rehearsal by Baidu Kimtaeyeon Bar. 태연 #MAMARedCarpet Taeyeon #MAMARedCarpet pic.twitter.com/qLLS01aafD
— 탱빠? (@zyfiszyf) December 2, 2016
Taeyeon sounded so good doing Charlie Puth's shit. I am PRESSED AND TRIGGERED.
— Asian Junkie (@asianjunkiecom) December 2, 2016
YOU UGLIES
DID THEY JUST CUT HIM OFF LMAO I'M DED
— Asian Junkie (@asianjunkiecom) December 2, 2016
QUINCY TOLD THE CROWD TO SHUT UP AND THEY CUT HIM OFF IM WHEEZING
— Kim Seokjingle (@Peachy_Jin) December 2, 2016
Basically, Quincy Jones came out and led one of the most awkward cheers ever. Then he gave a speech that nobody in the crowd understood, told the crowd “come on guys” like five times, and then he told everybody to “shut up”, so they just cut his ass off.
SOMEBODY SEND ME VIDEO
Really wanted EXO to not win that just for the audible sounds of crying we would've got from the audience.
— Asian Junkie (@asianjunkiecom) December 2, 2016
I wish u hit ur head in a wall n no one even be there to hear your cries. I really wish. https://t.co/7A6E2Xw6Pv
— ~Exo's Extra-L~ (@FlowerPrince_CY) December 2, 2016
Salt.
Award shows doesnt deserve snsd/taeyeon, red velvet and mamamoo. They dont know talent. #MAMA2016
— ㅌㅇ (@_kimtaeyeons) December 2, 2016
But these types awards ARE about popularity and the awards that are actually about talent (KMA) don't usually give shit to idols.
— Asian Junkie (@asianjunkiecom) December 2, 2016
Could it possibly be because you don't actually stan talent and just want your favorite idols to win meaningless awards? Hmmm.
— Asian Junkie (@asianjunkiecom) December 2, 2016
K-pop fans be out here pretending like they fingerblasting themselves to 3rd Line Butterfly or something. Okay.
— Asian Junkie (@asianjunkiecom) December 2, 2016
And scene.
