Kris’ trailer for ‘xXx: The Return of Xander Cage’ is about his escape from SME

Kris, who as we’ve mentioned before is somehow in a mainstream Hollywood action flick with Vin Diesel, will be playing Nicks in ‘xXx: The Return Of Xander Cage‘ and has his own trailer.

The song being played is Kris’ newest single, “The Juice,” but the most important thing is that we recognize the most unrealistic thing about this movie.

Apparently he’s able to do it because he has that power glove, which as we all know … it’s so bad.

But really, I’m now convinced this movie is about Kris’ escape from SM Entertainment.

At first, he’s playing music made by other people, getting the masses lit.

The trailer even includes Kris saying an awkward line with, “It’s about to go down.

Vaguely familiar.

But Kris has had enough of that torture…

…so he files a lawsuit kills a dude…

…and fights his way out of the SME compound…

…and drags the Escape Trio™ with him to safety.

This timeless classic of a film will be released on January 20.

Yes, that’s skiing through a jungle.

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