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Remember those fighting Cosmic Girls fans from the other day? Well, I’m pleased to report that they will be getting their own video game soon! Here’s a preview clip: [email protected] …

Hello, this is IATFB the admin of Asian Junkie, bastion of journalistic integrity in the Asian entertainment realm. I am writing today to inform that the EXO fandom is uploading …

Thanks to Asian Junkie commenter TheParanoidPotato for exposing Hyunseung of BEAST for the criminal he is.

As we all know, Hyomin (and the rest of T-ara) are out to destroy the innocence of all children around the world, and her “Sketch” comeback was the most brazen …

Fans are shocked after witnessing Rainbow members Woori and Hyunyoung engage in brutal fisticuffs that ended in Hyunyoung keeled over due to Woori’s patented ovary punches. To this point, there’s …

In what is probably the most improbable turn of events, JYP Entertainment has issued an apology for the ‘Hoes Take Off Your Clothes’ outfit “controversy” that can sorta be sourced …

아구이뻐 조카 지아니? A photo posted by 허민선 WAY (@baysunny) on Feb 20, 2016 at 6:14am PST On the surface, the Instagram post is an adorable picture of a cute …

G-Friend, the group of sly fox troublemakers that they are, recently invaded the set of a dance cover by their own fans. Disgusting. The thugs rush into their meticulously-planned, picturesque …

Out of all the stupid controversies that fans demand an explanation and apology for, Mina from TWICE being caught on camera in multiple pictures acting like the dirtiest of otakus …

Since we now know — thanks to certain netizens who have a vast knowledge of sex — that cucumbers are used by women as masturbatory tools, how scandalous was it …