My dearest son Jackson of THOT7 has finally had enough from shippers of him and Mark (or any other combo, really), after he took to Instagram to tell them to …
Read More »My innocent son Jackson doesn’t know what ‘jizz’ is and made a mistake, okay?!
Disgusting sexual deviants are currently accusing my innocent son Jackson of knowing what the word ‘jizz’ means, which is slang for ejaculate. Of course he doesn’t know what it means! …
Read More »My son Jackson AKA ‘Muscular Wang’ jerked it a lot and humped men back to health
It pained me to see my son Jackson have health issues recently, but thankfully he’s now okay. You know why? Cause I told him that holding in all his … …
Read More »GOT7’s “Never Ever” has its moments, but is let down by uneven execution
After TWICE‘s Mina‘s picture with BamBam was leaked for mediaplay the coincidental timing of Mina and BamBam’s picture together coming out on GOT7‘s comeback date, there was still the actual …
Read More »Jackson’s fans put a Valentine’s Day message to him on a damn building
Jackson‘s fans put a Valentine’s Day message for him up on a 1112-foot building. https://www.instagram.com/p/BQfhZBADoYE/ It’s comforting to know that the fans are as extra as THOT7 are. https://www.instagram.com/p/BQeV-l2j6UD/
Read More »Jackson, my most handsome son, rocks fancy clothes for Lifestyle Magazine
Jackson of GOT7 is my son, and boy is my son handsome in Lifestyle Magazine in China. Please ladies, do not think naughty thoughts while looking at this, for my …
Read More »GOT7 has no idea how to react to these Japanese cheerleaders dancing for them
I have no idea why this clip of GOT7 reacting to a performance by Japanese cheerleaders has been uploaded just recently, but boy am I grateful for it thanks to …
Read More »Jackson begs fans to leave him alone at airport, so LEAVE MY SON ALONEEE!
Because causing a car accident that injured Jackson wasn’t enough, Chinese fans mobbed him at the Beijing International Airport about a week ago. Frustrated with the fans, he says to …
Read More »‘Golden Tambourine’ has G.O.D doing “Very Very Very”, Jo Kwon, plastic pants, turtle man
‘Golden Tambourine‘ is sorta like ‘Lip Sync Battle‘ except it actually requires you to sing, and at the very least the debut episode was a rather glorious mess. —– G.O.D …
Read More »THIS IS YOUR 2016 MAMA SHITPOST
MAMA 2016 just finished up moments ago! This is a shitpost! —– https://twitter.com/rycology/status/804673824348221441 That about sums it up. https://twitter.com/asianjunkiecom/status/804695473730646016 Nut after nut for my son, Jackson. https://twitter.com/shaytyen/status/804705030703980545 G-Friend won an …
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