Fans are heartless monsters, so they stalked Xiumin in mass blobs of humans while he was on vacation in Vietnam. That’s him on vacation, hiding out in a staircase. Why? …
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I don’t understand why anybody would want to give money to this stupid website, but much to my surprise, there are people out there who would like to donate money …
Read More »Dust Off: A Reminder On Why Sashihara Rino Is The Best
There have been many casualties of the The Great Server Crash Of 2015 at Asian Junkie, and one of the losses I regret most is not being able to link …
Read More »Jaekyung of Rainbow has a 2-minute commercial for Manta
Jaekyung modelling swimwear brand Manta sounds like a solid idea. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYT9yOYANEU A two-minute commercial, huh? Welp, alright.
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People are always wondering if there’s something wrong with T.O.P, so today he provided everybody with the answer: yes, he’s crazy. This has been top-shelf journalism brought to you by …
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iKON did a photoshoot with DAZED, and I always love these “high art” shoots because somehow these magazines manage to convince idols to do “concepts” that will inevitably haunt them …
Read More »LABOUM are somehow in an English-language ad for Samsung
In perhaps the most random catapult forward from complete nuguness to being in an English-language Samsung advertisement, LABOUM members are prominently featured singing in English for Samsung Pay. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjNy-7ojacQ I’m …
Read More »Nine Muses are coming to Makestar, so prepare your wallets
Nine Muses are coming to Makestar and this better not be for fucking phone cases or some shit. No other news, just adding to the hype. All K-pop fans must …
Read More »TWICE’s “Cheer Up” video & picture teasers for all the members
For whatever reason, people tried way too hard to analyze the initial group teasers for TWICE‘s “Cheer Up“, and based on the video teasers that followed, who knows what the …
Read More »Solar pounds Moonbyul’s pussy, scratches it, then takes a whiff
Sure sure, one would think that I was surely exaggerating the title for effect, but no, it’s simply a description of the day in the life of MAMAMOO, apparently. The …
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